Jokes That Should Never Be Told.

My kids tell me that I have the worst jokes ever heard.  Apparently they are so bad that they should never be told to anyone ever.

I have explained to them that my jokes are for my amusement, not theirs, if they happen to find something funny that's a bonus but it's not required.

What you'll get is these jokes, some are bad, some are very bad, some are paper jokes (tearable).

You won't get them daily, weekly or monthly.  They'll come at random times.  Some days you'll get several, some days you won't get any.

For a buck a month I figure that you'll get at least one per month that you will want to repeat.  I'm not going to be held responsible for what happens when you do.

OK, a sample or two:

With all this Covid lock-down and border closures I had to tell a mate that I couldn't attend his wedding.  I said "Sorry, maybe next time."

When I think back over all the people I've lost over the years it seems that perhaps a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.

I wen to a funeral recently for a friend who drowned in a boating accident.  I took a wreath in the shape of a lifebuoy, it's what he would have wanted.